Saturday, 28 October 2006
i was beaten by a cross-dressing granny
one hour ago I was standing infront of around 700 people in drag.
why? charity. and that is the ONLY reason i will ever consider doing that again. *blushes* we had 1 minute to get dressed up as a man with the things that were provided, so i got creative and shoved clothes down a shirt so it looked like a beer-gut, and put shorts on inside out because they had built in underwear. (so gross) I then put my flashing ring in the underwear part so my sock that i shoved down there flashed.
i was a fat man with a flashing penis. why am i not upset? because the granny i was up against in the final was really lovely, and she looked fabulous in her orange hardhat. how can you possibly win against that?
*smiles*
Like i said, all in the name of charity. (relay for life)
why? charity. and that is the ONLY reason i will ever consider doing that again. *blushes* we had 1 minute to get dressed up as a man with the things that were provided, so i got creative and shoved clothes down a shirt so it looked like a beer-gut, and put shorts on inside out because they had built in underwear. (so gross) I then put my flashing ring in the underwear part so my sock that i shoved down there flashed.
i was a fat man with a flashing penis. why am i not upset? because the granny i was up against in the final was really lovely, and she looked fabulous in her orange hardhat. how can you possibly win against that?
*smiles*
Like i said, all in the name of charity. (relay for life)
# posted by Hil : Saturday, October 28, 2006
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