Monday, 30 April 2007
bloatfest 2007
prior to giving blood, you must drink copius amounts of water. which, i did. i then proceeded to give blood, begin to faint on the male attending, and have him lay me down, then fan me with a plastic lid, feed me many many cups of cordial and stuff lollies into my mouth. so now, instead of being clightly bloated with too much water in me, i'm extremely bloated with water AND cups of cordial floating around inside me.
...but may i add, while i was falling into the arms of the male nurse, i had the weird sense that someone had caught me like this before, and then proceeded to sing "rock-a-bye-baby", which is quite a creepy song - i mean seriously: "when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all" - and they sing this to babies?!
but there are a lot of odd songs floating around out there that kids hear - like "i saw mummy kissing santa claus", if i saw that when i was a kid and i still believed in santa, i'd want to know when the divorce was coming. And need i mention how scary barney and all his songs are?
exactly.
oh man, i'm not drinking anything for a week.
...but may i add, while i was falling into the arms of the male nurse, i had the weird sense that someone had caught me like this before, and then proceeded to sing "rock-a-bye-baby", which is quite a creepy song - i mean seriously: "when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all" - and they sing this to babies?!
but there are a lot of odd songs floating around out there that kids hear - like "i saw mummy kissing santa claus", if i saw that when i was a kid and i still believed in santa, i'd want to know when the divorce was coming. And need i mention how scary barney and all his songs are?
exactly.
oh man, i'm not drinking anything for a week.
# posted by Hil : Monday, April 30, 2007
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