Tuesday, 3 April 2007

rAndom.

I want to post this:
"It sucks. Everything sucks. Why do I keep getting shitty blow after fucking shitty blow. This sucks."

but that's not very optimistic. And i've noticed that i've only been posting these whinging posts lately, nothing interesting, so i'll say this instead:

my online fortune cookie said "age will not be your problem." (http://www.getodd.com/fun/ffortcook/ffortcook.html)

Maybe the cookie knows it's my 21st birthday in 13 days. Hmm... maybe that's why I have anxiety. Or it could be the fact that i'm supposed to be in the states soon, i still don't have enough money, and people here keep making it har... sorry. I'm getting negative again.

The fortune cookie now says: "beware of orphans", "smile or you will frown", "beware of the government".. *smiles* I like the randomness of the orphan one.

I also like the answers they came up with for the following questions:
1.why are you late? I ran out of beer
2.Why is the projest not done? I didn't get an adequate tip
3.Have you been drinking? They needed to empty the keg
4.Why have you lost weight? Everyone else seems puny
5.Why are you still smoking? It symoblizes peace and prosperity

I used to answer back like that in my art classes. Fun times. I think i'll spend the rest of the day being a smart-ass. It's better than being a negative whinger, right?










Comments:
things are better today.

just thought i'd tell you.

*soft smiles*
 
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