Monday, 7 May 2007

rnm

i've refallen in love with placebo. i've given up on doing my hair prettily when i go out. i've started to drink more beer. i've stopped drinking spirits. i wear my heels more often. i've taken to singing odd little commercials and saying "man" a whole lot more often. i've talked to more random people in the last week than i have in the entire month before it. i'm having more fun dancing like a loser than dancing like everyone else. i've learnt more about america in the last month than in the rest of my life. banana's do not deter mozzies, they attract them. the man that lives across the street likes to wear shorts when it's cold, and pants when it's warm. I'm not sure why.

any ideas?

Comments:
Have you noticed a marked increase in your flatulence? Do you undo the top button when you sit down on the couch to drink all that extra beer?

Sounds like you better check your ovaries are still there...
 
haha hilary...that banana thing...man that made me & chele laugh...oh this is jo btw. but i'm sure you knew that.
 
rob, sorry to say i have Not noticed a marked increase in my flatulence, nor my weight.

jo - glad i can make you and chele laugh from another postcode... didn't actually mean tooo... but ahwell.

x
 
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