Friday, 1 February 2008
lions and tigers and bugs.oh my.
So, there's a monster in my wall. Not under my bed, not in the closet, inside my wall. General consensus is it's a possum. But if it is a possum, it's a anabolically enhanced possum, body building, and pissed off. Scared the shit out of me last night, so I did what any normal girl would do - I freaked out, called people, and in the style of Elvis, left the building.
On another animal note: it appears I have turned into a bugkabab. I am now a living buffet for bugs. Over the past few days I have been bitten by mosquitos, ticks and spiders. My legs are under heavy duress and i'm just about sick of it. I'm so itchy, so scratched, that my ankles, or more importantly my left ankle (where the spider munched me) is now a brilliant shade of red. Maybe the medicine i'm taking is making me taste better than usual?
On another animal note: it appears I have turned into a bugkabab. I am now a living buffet for bugs. Over the past few days I have been bitten by mosquitos, ticks and spiders. My legs are under heavy duress and i'm just about sick of it. I'm so itchy, so scratched, that my ankles, or more importantly my left ankle (where the spider munched me) is now a brilliant shade of red. Maybe the medicine i'm taking is making me taste better than usual?
# posted by Hil : Friday, February 01, 2008
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it seems that possum would be the logical answer to your issue, but we live in a very illogical world, which leads me to believe it is hairmonster that has inhabited the architecture of your house. what is a hairmonster you ask? well they are much like werewolves but nicer and names all rhyme with larry. oh and they're really hairy.
or it could be frogs. But ugly red frogs called chuck. they're angry because they are stuck in your wall, but also because they're frogs. That would make me angry.
Seeing as we're talking about emotions, I almost cried during Billy Elliot tonight..fag.
Seeing as we're talking about emotions, I almost cried during Billy Elliot tonight..fag.
must be the hairmonster, yes the medicine sounds right, I DO have aloe vera in the garden, anon, and it couldn't have been frogs...
unless they were cousins with the hairmonster, because this things was huge.
It's now making soft scratching noises, and just grunts whenever I cook.
strange.
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unless they were cousins with the hairmonster, because this things was huge.
It's now making soft scratching noises, and just grunts whenever I cook.
strange.
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