Saturday, 26 January 2008
revelations of the non-biblical kind.
1. Not all doctors are nice.
2. My dad used to write a smutty column under the pseudonym "Greg Arey". (you figure it out.)
3. If you give a little, you get more.
4. Many people don't understand what Australia Day is about. Some don't know it's today.
5. 8 billion dollars is a lot of money to lose.
6. Nadal is a good person.
7. I really don't like eating mango.
8. I love eating turkish food.
9. Window-wipers make me swear a lot.
10. I miss many people, and see too much of the rest of them.
11. Threatening to sue people offers quick results.
12. It is almost a fact that if you borrow a talking c.d from the library, it will be scratched.
13. is not an unlucky number.
2. My dad used to write a smutty column under the pseudonym "Greg Arey". (you figure it out.)
3. If you give a little, you get more.
4. Many people don't understand what Australia Day is about. Some don't know it's today.
5. 8 billion dollars is a lot of money to lose.
6. Nadal is a good person.
7. I really don't like eating mango.
8. I love eating turkish food.
9. Window-wipers make me swear a lot.
10. I miss many people, and see too much of the rest of them.
11. Threatening to sue people offers quick results.
12. It is almost a fact that if you borrow a talking c.d from the library, it will be scratched.
13. is not an unlucky number.
# posted by Hil : Saturday, January 26, 2008
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This was a good idea.
And...
10. I miss many people, and see too much of the rest of them.
well said.
And...
10. I miss many people, and see too much of the rest of them.
well said.
# posted by 
: 7:43 am
: 7:43 am
Ahaha... how did you find out about the column?
(I forgot what day it was yesterday)
I agree with 10.
(I forgot what day it was yesterday)
I agree with 10.
# posted by : 10:41 pm
: 10:41 pm
while eating turkish food.
i'm growing a theory that when people eat turkish they tell the truth more often.
why?
because:
*turkish is good food
*when people eat good food they feel happy
*when people are happy, they relax
*when people are relaxed they are more likely to tell the truth than if they were in a stressful situation
- ergo, turkish food makes you tell the truth.
yeah?
...maybe?
i'm growing a theory that when people eat turkish they tell the truth more often.
why?
because:
*turkish is good food
*when people eat good food they feel happy
*when people are happy, they relax
*when people are relaxed they are more likely to tell the truth than if they were in a stressful situation
- ergo, turkish food makes you tell the truth.
yeah?
...maybe?
Fallacy.
Perhaps its just that people that tell the truth eat Turkish food.
I personally have never found eating Turkish food a relaxing event. While I enjoy it, I usually have to wait longer than is normal, a crazy woman with her belly out comes and dances with it at my eye level and attempts to get me to clap along, and the music tends to be too loud. All the same, Turkish food is nice.
There is something inherently Australian about the way Turks, Greeks and other Mediterraneans say "no worries, maite" particularly while being interviewed on national radio on Australia Day. And Australia Day is when we celebrate enslaving a land and its people, remembering a day 150 years after its actual discovery by another nation. Talk about your mixups...
Perhaps its just that people that tell the truth eat Turkish food.
I personally have never found eating Turkish food a relaxing event. While I enjoy it, I usually have to wait longer than is normal, a crazy woman with her belly out comes and dances with it at my eye level and attempts to get me to clap along, and the music tends to be too loud. All the same, Turkish food is nice.
There is something inherently Australian about the way Turks, Greeks and other Mediterraneans say "no worries, maite" particularly while being interviewed on national radio on Australia Day. And Australia Day is when we celebrate enslaving a land and its people, remembering a day 150 years after its actual discovery by another nation. Talk about your mixups...
i noticed. cheater. :)
and you're obviously going to the wrong place for turkish.
waaaait: there is a decent turkish place in ballarat, right???
and you're obviously going to the wrong place for turkish.
waaaait: there is a decent turkish place in ballarat, right???
i don't know - you'll have to take me out. there is a decent indian, and that's all I tend to go out for. expand my circle
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