getting over it: potty mouth.

Friday, 23 May 2008

potty mouth.

A lady should not swear. A lady should drink her tea with her pinky finger extended in an outwards direction. A lady should say 'please' and 'thankyou'. Well, I get one point. I say please and thanks. I have been swearing more often lately - but in creative ways. Instead of saying the f word when i stub my toe, i'll say something random, like engelbert humperdink... or fruitless wumper... or something else totally bizarre. Have I contracted a rare, and very subtle strain of tourettes? Perhaps. Or perhaps not. Are you still a lady if you invent a new form of swearing? Do I get 2 out of three?

# posted by Hil : Friday, May 23, 2008

Comments:

say potatoes. not only does it invoke a smile from the witnesses, it makes no sense.

have missed you buttercup...

# posted by

SonnyVsDan : 5:53 am

give me your address if you want a postcard. trick is that i need it in the next 12 hours. get cracking

# posted by

SonnyVsDan : 5:53 am

ghyour postcard will need to be delivered by hand. My last 45 minutes in Italy did involve a postbox. But unfortunately, i had no stamps left. Lucky you don't live too far away. Hope I can see you on the weekend and the fireman's bucket and bell, Rob.

[The firemans's bucket and bell is a reference to a 50's radio show, not your fireman]

{which is hilarious BTW}

# posted by

SonnyVsDan : 12:01 am