Friday, 27 June 2008

conclusion: i'm a loser.

i've finally embraced my loser qualities, and it seems to be going well. I met a guy today that seemed pretty cool - and although i'm always myself when i meet someone new, i was a very loser-y version of myself today. I showed him my party tricks that only come out when i'm drunk:
horse on acid, keira knightly's nose and morbid cod.
If you have any imagination, you'll figure out what at least 2 out of three of those are. Point is: everyone seems to be liking loser hil.

Oh, and a guy just hit on me in a laundry-mat whilst he was folding a pair of very sexy red underwear. Should I be concerned that he doesn't care that I know he has a gf? Be flattered? Or be worried that he's cross-dressing... er... not that there's anything wrong with that if any of you are into that... :S

blah.

Comments:
Memo to Loser-Hil,

If people like the "loser-Hil" you speak of (and I'm relatively sure more people like "loser-Hil" than you think), then perhaps "loser-Hil" is actually a misnomer and should be changed to "happy-Hil".

Find people that embrace the qualities you are least proud of(especially when sober ;) )and you'll be a very happy camper on relatively level terrain.

Recent discovery for me:

If you spend time doing the things you love and visiting the places you enjoy visiting, you'll run into people who love doing the things you love doing and enjoy visiting the places you enjoy visiting.

Odd, isn't it? I wonder why someone didn't tell me this sooner.
 
hah. b, are you turning into one of those chilled out relaxed guys that always seems to have an answer that seems very p.c?

maybe the true surfer bum that you used to speak of is coming out in you?

also, if someone had of told you what you leanrned for yourself sooner, you probably wouldn't have remembered it anyway. some lessons you need to learn for yourself, don't you think?

on that note, i think i'm going to go buy banana icecream with mashed up cookie-dough, sour worms and nerds in it. Oh God, that's great.
 
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