Friday, 31 October 2008
Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions?
Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Because when he tried to make a second one he
made a Boo-Boo.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!
((oh the horror.))
made a Boo-Boo.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
What's long, yellow and fruity? An apple in disguise.
Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies!
((oh the horror.))
# posted by Hil : Friday, October 31, 2008
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