Thursday, 6 November 2008
shit and putting it off.
I have to write a mini essay to apply for university, talking about myself. I hate these kinds of essays. I always feel like i'm becoming the worst part of society when i do this... you know the kind of people, the ones who say about all the humble things they've done, just so everyone knows exactly how great they are. If you were truly humble, you wouldn't tell people how humble you are, would you?
I know everyone needs a little TLC from someone, but not necessarily from strangers... right??
uh. what am i going to say. "hey people i don't know, like me because i'm not a complete psychopath, though I have an understanding of the psychopaths of the world, which i guess means i have some pscho tendencies, because you have to be something in order to truly know it, right?"
did you know where the term "shit" came from? It was because they used to ship manure by boats, but because fertilliser is so dangerous (as in can make things explode - because of the methane gas) it started blowing things up. They realised they had to store it higher up. thus why "whip high in transport", or shit, came about.
I know everyone needs a little TLC from someone, but not necessarily from strangers... right??
uh. what am i going to say. "hey people i don't know, like me because i'm not a complete psychopath, though I have an understanding of the psychopaths of the world, which i guess means i have some pscho tendencies, because you have to be something in order to truly know it, right?"
did you know where the term "shit" came from? It was because they used to ship manure by boats, but because fertilliser is so dangerous (as in can make things explode - because of the methane gas) it started blowing things up. They realised they had to store it higher up. thus why "whip high in transport", or shit, came about.
# posted by Hil : Thursday, November 06, 2008
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OMG, I hate those essays too!
I can never seem to get the right tone. Either I'm bragging, or I've never done a thing in my life!
Good luck hon!
You like the photos I facebooked? :)
I can never seem to get the right tone. Either I'm bragging, or I've never done a thing in my life!
Good luck hon!
You like the photos I facebooked? :)
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: 9:10 pm
dude, its really not hard. you want in to university, they want to accept you, it is easy.
its a silly thing to make difficult, if you know what i mean. its like applying for a job and your put in your qualifications. that doesn't mean you're being all "haughty taughty, look at me", it just is what you do. so write the thing, send it in, get accepted, and rock back into a life of boozing, sleeping over in dorm rooms and generally wondering what you are suposed to do with your life.
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its a silly thing to make difficult, if you know what i mean. its like applying for a job and your put in your qualifications. that doesn't mean you're being all "haughty taughty, look at me", it just is what you do. so write the thing, send it in, get accepted, and rock back into a life of boozing, sleeping over in dorm rooms and generally wondering what you are suposed to do with your life.
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