getting over it

you learn something new everyday. Horse-shit. You are constantly learning. Today for example, I learnt that my body is smaller than my mind believes it to be. I locked my keys in my car, looked at the tiny back window that slides accross and thought "there is no way in hell you can squish your bluber-butt body through that space." After trying several other avenues with no success, i realised attempting squish-fest 2009 was my only option. It was very easy. One leg, the other and whoop, i'm through. Strange. Did you know the french revolution was one of the main reasons artists changed from being valued members of society to slight outcasts, apart from in Ireland of course. Did you know Mozarts middle nam was Amedaus? Did you know my housemate had wind last week? Err... you probably didn't need to know that last one, but you get my point I hope.... right??