getting over it

I was a psychologist, apparently quite well known in the right circles, and i was in front of a huge crowd, standing behind a podium.

I announced to them, in my loud, official voice, that football was all a con. That the only reason people were obsessed with it was because:
*after their team wins and they sing the club song loudly, they don't get enough oxygen to their brains, which creates a subtle, temporary sense of euphoria due to the endorphins their bodies are releasing.
*that all the club colours were aimed at different personality types, for example, people who sub-consciously loved the ocean were attracted to the colour blue, so they would go for the bulldogs, or whatever...
*that all advertising connected with football had some sort of altruistic effect on viewers. E.G - beer ads.
*and i kept talking in my dream... but i can't remember what i said.

I think I would be the most unpopular person in Australia if I actually said these things...