getting over it

He told me about how he had kissed his friends sister, and while explaining the snog, he motioned a stabbing movement with his fingers, and said, "you know, like a cobra."

I remember kissing boys (and i reiterate b-o-y-s) who were terrible kissers. There was the stabber (as mentioned), the sloberer, or even worse, the eat-your-entire-head-snog; the pecker (not inferring to any male wobbly bits, rather that they peck, much like a starved bird),the washing machine, the stroker, the biter...

No wonder so many people don't want to get themselves out there when there are so many mouthal-cavity-threats! (Pretty sure I just made up a word)...meh.

My housemate tells me that she likes o try to teach them how to kiss if they can't, after all, they're not a lost cause while they can learn... but there are a lot of old dogs out there, and once you've learned to ride a bike a certain way, can you really try to pedal backwards?? I wonder how easy it is to change your kissing style? Could they really learn the skills from one drunken club conversation?

I think, the truth is, the type of snog reflects the type of guy. If he's a washing machine artist, for example (tongue goes round-and-round-and...), they, I believe are more likely to be unoriginal and repetitive. If that's so... I wonder what my kissing style is? Hrm...